A man was sitting on his chair watching TV. Soon he hear's a knock at his door. He opens and looks but no one is there.
The man promptly closes the door and returns to watch his program.A bit later he hears a another knock. So he gets up and opens the door only to find no one around. A bit irratated, the man slams his door only to hear a knocking yet again. He opens the door and finds nothing but the wind. Now the man's infuriated and looks around for the perpretator. No one. He then looks down and sees a snail. Thinking it was some type of joke he picks up the snail and hurls it to the wild blue yonder. He closes his door and returns to his TV. Some five years later, the same man is again resting easy on his TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and no one's there. Just before he closes the door again he hear a "PSssh Psssh" He looks down and sees the same now angry snail. The snail yells at him, "Now why the hell did you do that for?!"
So keep rollin' in your Civic or Supra, but if I catch you slipp'n in the streets, gotta let you have it. "
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